Do you still have your period?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm sobbing to NWA
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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