if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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