They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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