Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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