marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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