Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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