That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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