Your tits are I can't wait for
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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