Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
