I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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