can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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