Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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