He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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