i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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