Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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