i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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