I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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