I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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