Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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