I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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