I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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