Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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