the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
