If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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