i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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