I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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