STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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