We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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