What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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