Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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