Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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