question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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