But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
