Pants 0. Shit 1.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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