So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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