Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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