He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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