none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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