Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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