we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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