I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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