his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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