we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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