all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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