i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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