I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
