Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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