So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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