The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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