Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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