Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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