Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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