He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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