I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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