If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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