Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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