Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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