Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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