i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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