he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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