It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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